Who else is going to lie to my face and call it moral support?

तू नहीं होता तो मेरी सारी बुरी आदतें अकेली रह जातीं।

Every inside joke we have could get us arrested for disturbing the peace.

सच्चा दोस्त वही जो तेरी गलती पर हंसे, पर साथ भी खड़ा रहे।

Friendship, defined: someone who remembers your ex's name just to insult them properly.