Who else is going to lie to my face and call it moral support?

Friends like you make expensive therapy feel like a scam.

खरे मित्र तेच असतात जे न सांगता सगळं समजून घेतात.

Warning: this friendship comes with unlimited sarcasm and zero refunds.

क्या तुझे पता है, तेरी एक कॉल मेरा पूरा दिन बना देती है?