You laugh at my jokes even when they're not funny. That's a public service.

क्या तुझे पता है, तेरी एक कॉल मेरा पूरा दिन बना देती है?

तू वो शख़्स है, जिसके सामने कुछ सोच-समझकर बोलना नहीं पड़ता।

Friendship, defined: someone who remembers your ex's name just to insult them properly.

If loyalty had a face, it would probably look a lot like yours right now, judging me.