Warning: this friendship comes with unlimited sarcasm and zero refunds.

Friends like you make expensive therapy feel like a scam.

दग़ाबाज़ों की इस दुनिया में, एक वफ़ादार पाया है मैंने— तुझे अपना यार पाया है मैंने।

May your WiFi stay strong and your excuses for not calling me stay weak.

Friendship, defined: someone who remembers your ex's name just to insult them properly.