Real friends don't do sorry-thank you, they just do dinner.

Friendship, defined: someone who remembers your ex's name just to insult them properly.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, "What! You too?"

मेरी हंसी की सबसे बड़ी वजह तेरी बकवास बातें हैं।

Distance means so little when someone means so much — still text me back faster though.