If loyalty had a face, it would probably look a lot like yours right now, judging me.

Real friends don't do sorry-thank you, they just do dinner.

You laugh at my jokes even when they're not funny. That's a public service.

दोस्ती की कोई एक्सपायरी डेट नहीं होती, बस मैसेज करने में देर हो सकती है।

Friendship, defined: someone who remembers your ex's name just to insult them properly.