You're the plot twist my life didn't know it needed.
Kya tum mera Valentine banoge, ya mujhe phir se akela chocolate khani padegi?
Roses are okay. You're better. Also cheaper to maintain.
If loving you is a full-time job, I'd still refuse the salary.
Pyaar ka koi discount nahi hota, par tumhare liye main poori keemat khushi se doonga.