Raksha Bandhan: the one festival where being bossy is basically tradition.

Rakhi baandhte waqt haath kaanpte hain, kyunki yeh dhaaga rishta nahi, zimmedari hai.

She ties a thread. He hands over a lifetime IOU. That's the deal.

Who else would defend me in family arguments and roast me the very next minute?

I don't need a bodyguard. I have a brother who still checks my texts twice.