May your WiFi stay strong and your excuses for not calling me stay weak.

I don't know what I did to deserve you, and honestly neither do you.

Kuch dost naam se bulane padte hain, tumhe bas soch lena kaafi hai.

Who else is going to lie to my face and call it moral support?

तू नहीं होता तो मेरी सारी बुरी आदतें अकेली रह जातीं।