May your WiFi stay strong and your excuses for not calling me stay weak.

Some people bring soup when you're sick. You bring chaos and it still helps.

You laugh at my jokes even when they're not funny. That's a public service.

मुझे यकीन है कि भगवान ने तुझे मेरी शिकायतें सुनने के लिए ही भेजा है।

चांगले मित्र ताऱ्यांसारखे असतात, नेहमी दिसत नाहीत पण नेहमी असतात.