Cake first, adulting later. Happy birthday to you.

Warning: this text may contain excessive love for someone turning a year older today.

मम्मी, आपकी दुआओं का साया हमेशा हम पर बना रहे। जन्मदिन मुबारक हो आपको।

How does someone get better looking and more annoying at the same time every year?

Every candle on that cake is a year you made someone's life a little brighter.